Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Rip It Up And Start Again?

The MEN is reporting that the council have brought in some consultants to work out what to do with Moston Lane now it's a decrepit shadow of it's former self.

The councillors themselves have pointed to the ready availability of booze as one of the major factors decrying the fact that it has 22 licensed premises including off-licences within 400 yards of each other, one of them even calls the Lane "Alcohol Alley".

There must be someone to blame for this proliferation of boozeholes on this one-mile stretch. If only we knew who granted the licences for all of these shops to sell Kestral Super Strength at £1.49 for 8? Bugger me! It's the council, isn't it!

So what is the big idea from Manchester City Council to get Moston off it's knees? Bring in a consultant! If it doesn't work out, we can blame someone else!!! A ridiculous state of affairs.

This time of year I think about Christmas Eve walking down The Lane with my mum getting all the stuff we need for Christmas, queuing up past the Post Office for muffins and potted meat from Haworth's, cooked meat from the butchers...and another queue, Wallman's for everything else...yep another queue but that wasn't too bad because I was writing rude words on all the magic screens at the toy shelf at the back of the shop.

Shame

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1182650_mostons_alcohol_alley_set_for_new_lease_of_life

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Things We Need vs Things We Don't

Things that we, as a people, a society and a civilisation, need :

1. A cure for Cancer
2. A sustainable source of energy
3. A truly universal belief system
4. Enough food and crops to make sure that no one person goes hungry
5. A system that will allow the highest standard of education is available to every child no matter of their circumstances

Things that we, as a people, a society and a civilisation, DON'T need :

1. A new single from Michael Fucking Buble!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

No! Your server is not a waiter or waitress!

You Tube Goodies : October 15th

The pretty bloody good Jay on Channel 4 Dubai featured this today. Utterly brilliant.



...which led me to this gem.....

Bizarre Conversations At Work #1

Jez : Wouldn't it be a pain if your pubes fell out every autumn instead of the leaves?

I suppose it would! Your car and bed would be full of them, they'd be under everyone's desk at work, the buses and trains would be a nightmare of short and curlies!

Worth thinking about!

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Last night was the very very worst..

I can report right here that last night I had the very, very worst night's sleep.

I slept in fits of 20 minutes before waking up with a start, convinced I was late. One one occasion I woke up at 4.20 furious with myself because I only had 10 minutes to get to my job in Newbury. Only when I was sprinting down the stairs did I realise that I only work in Newbury on a Sunday morning and this was, in fact, Tuesday.

Right now, I need to run about and keep busy otherwise I will be asleep within seconds! Ridiculous!

Monday, October 05, 2009

It was 40 years ago today...

























....and finally....

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

FatMancunian FM - Shuffle (30Sept09)

At work we have a PA system through which we can play out either Heart or Gold. Today Shaun (who is the station's producer) chose to play Gold on it, Charlotte (who is the news editor) had a little paddy about it and so, maturely and sensibly, turned it all off!

....so I fired up Spotify and took out my headphones and FatMancunian FM was born.

Here's a random selection of what we heard....and what would happen on air if, God forbid, I was ever allowed to programme a radio station.

1. Wild Wild Life - Talking Heads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXnOu0ZSwFk

2. Don't Let Me Down, Gently - The Wonder Stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iunQM3yJgqY

3. Big New Prinz - The Fall (Live on "The Other Side Of Midnight" - Granada TV)


4. Feeling Numb - The Fall



5. Generation Sex - Divine Comedy



6. One Step Beyond - Madness



7. Steppin' Out - Joe Jackson



8. Transmission - Joy Division ("Something Else" - BBCtv)



9. Lost in Music - The Fall



10. Slow Life - Super Furry Animals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFVejzIBL-E

The Playlist : http://open.spotify.com/user/fatmancunian/playlist/6LMnZM6Eu4dc07Mv04pvGf

Monday, September 21, 2009

Hurrah!!