Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Things We Need vs Things We Don't

Things that we, as a people, a society and a civilisation, need :

1. A cure for Cancer
2. A sustainable source of energy
3. A truly universal belief system
4. Enough food and crops to make sure that no one person goes hungry
5. A system that will allow the highest standard of education is available to every child no matter of their circumstances

Things that we, as a people, a society and a civilisation, DON'T need :

1. A new single from Michael Fucking Buble!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

No! Your server is not a waiter or waitress!

You Tube Goodies : October 15th

The pretty bloody good Jay on Channel 4 Dubai featured this today. Utterly brilliant.



...which led me to this gem.....

Bizarre Conversations At Work #1

Jez : Wouldn't it be a pain if your pubes fell out every autumn instead of the leaves?

I suppose it would! Your car and bed would be full of them, they'd be under everyone's desk at work, the buses and trains would be a nightmare of short and curlies!

Worth thinking about!

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Last night was the very very worst..

I can report right here that last night I had the very, very worst night's sleep.

I slept in fits of 20 minutes before waking up with a start, convinced I was late. One one occasion I woke up at 4.20 furious with myself because I only had 10 minutes to get to my job in Newbury. Only when I was sprinting down the stairs did I realise that I only work in Newbury on a Sunday morning and this was, in fact, Tuesday.

Right now, I need to run about and keep busy otherwise I will be asleep within seconds! Ridiculous!