Monday, March 17, 2008

Heather Mills

Wanted £125million, only got £23.5 and so now comes the appeal.
The poor lamb!

What an utter c**t!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Improve your record collection immediately!

BUY THIS!!!

It's amazing!!

Inspirational Stuff

I found a calendar in work. One of those freebies that companies give you, and it has a number of inspirational quotes on there.

It starts off well but loses it when we get to April.

January - Charles Darwin from "The Origin Of The Species" - It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change"

February - former US President who wasn't a nutter Franklin D Roosevelt - When you come to the end of your rope...tie a knot and hang on"

March - all round good egg Ghandi - He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.

...and here's where it loses it...

April - CELINE DION!!!!

I read no further!