Fat Mancunian

Things that we, as a people, a society and a civilisation, need : 1. A cure for Cancer 2. A sustainable source of energy 3. A truly universal belief system 4. Enough food and crops to make sure that no one person goes hungry 5. A system that will allow the highest standard of education is available to every child no matter of their circumstances Things that we, as a people, a society and a civilisation, DON'T need : 1. A new single from Michael Fucking Buble!

You Tube Goodies : October 15th The pretty bloody good Jay on Channel 4 Dubai featured this today. Utterly brilliant. ...which led me to this gem.....

Jez : Wouldn't it be a pain if your pubes fell out every autumn instead of the leaves? I suppose it would! Your car and bed would be full of them, they'd be under everyone's desk at work, the buses and trains would be a nightmare of short and curlies! Worth thinking about!

I can report right here that last night I had the very, very worst night's sleep. I slept in fits of 20 minutes before waking up with a start, convinced I was late. One one occasion I woke up at 4.20 furious with myself because I only had 10 minutes to get to my job in Newbury. Only when I was sprinting down the stairs did I realise that I only work in Newbury on a Sunday morning and this was, in fact, Tuesday. Right now, I need to run about and keep busy otherwise I will be asleep within seconds! Ridiculous!

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