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A Rubbish Update

I did it! I braved the bin-shed.

As you may have read earlier in the blog I was umming and aahing about whether or not to drive my binbags somewhere else rather than chuck them into my own bin due to the infestation of rats at the current Green home.

Well, the smell got to be too much for me as I woke this afternoon and a cleaning spree took hold so they went. No more nonsense! Out they went...and I didn't see one rat......

.....mainly I assume because I had my eyes closed as I opened the shed door, squinted to see if I had taken the bin lid off properly and threw the bags in, then locked up quickly and went about my business.

I've no idea if they're being scurried over and eaten by the bastard rodents as we speak. I can't think about that too much!

In other news, after starving myself in anticipation of the beans and toast I was going to have when I got to Work 2, imagine my disgust when I saw that some swine had used the last of my bread for their OWN toast AND helped themselves to my beans as well! With not enough money for a Domino's I'm forced to wait for McDonald's to open and get a breakfast!

The lesson here is....don't leave ANYTHING, ANYWHERE EVER!!! The bastards can't be trusted!!!

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