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Favourite Tweets - 12th August

@TheCowlicker Grammer is important : Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse

@MJMcKean I say parole Mark David Chapman; but every Beatle fan in the world gets to kick him in the groin. He can take us alphabetically

@GriffoRadio Didn't Fabio Capello start his career as game show host Guy Smiley on Sesame Street? He wears glasses now of course http://twitpic.com/2droyo

@iainlee Reading a biography of de Niro that King of Comedy isn't very good! Bullshit. It's one of his best films.

@anniemacdj There is no sensation I detest more than walking face first through a cobweb

@EamonnHolmes Beckham - it's hardly a surprise it's over for him and England - but it just shows how bad bosses are in dealing with the workforce!

@stephenfry It's official. iPhoners get more sex than BB or Android users. http://bit.ly/aR959i Who could have doubted it?

@GrahamBandage @thesimonevans The Welsh Daily Post (I believe) headlined a story about the abolition of certain local authorities "Last Quango In Powys"

@the63336 Question reveived ay 12.03pm : Can cross eyed people drive?

@watsoncomedian I'm sure other Bristol City fans will join me in thanking Steve Coppell for just over ten minutes of loyal, devoted service to the club

@the63336 Question received : If I put sweetcorn in the microwave will I make popcorn?

@RadioWatcher Autism Radio UK prepares to launch http://bit.ly/czxDaC
- I'm certain there's a joke there but I can't put my finger on it!

 

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