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Nightmares

OK, so what the BLOODY HELL does this mean?

I've been having nightmares on and off now for 6 months but this one was by far the worst.

After going to my brothers' flat in Reading town centre (they don't live together, they certainly don't live in Reading) I was followed home by a tall man with a shock of grey hair, looking not unlike Christopher Lee.

From then on, at regular intervals, I would get notes about how he was going to kill me and make it look like suicide. After the 5th note the secret shadowy department of the police got involved. Note 7 was a grid reference of the location of my planned "suicide". Eventually the man showed himself while we were in Manchester Central Library studying maps with that grid reference. He was exposed as the location was found not to exist and the police unit all left with a swoosh shouting "It's a camera"!

The man was then arrested and his daughter (who looked like Jerry Sadowitz) came round to my flat in London (I don't live in London) crying her eyes out demanding to know where I was going to kill myself before putting her hands around my neck while my brothers looked on, laughing.

I don't know what any of that means, but I'm pretty sure it's not a forecast of a lottery win!

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Matthew Rudd said…
Sounds like you're hoping to return to working for Foxy & Tom.
10:15 am
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