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Showing posts from July, 2007

Flat hunting

Bad news : I've got to find somewhere to live as I get chucked out of my current house in 7 days. Good news : prices on the Thames should have come down a bit!

James Blunt Does His Bit

Apparently James Blunt offsets his carbon emmisions by showing "An Inconvenient Truth" before each of his shows and plants a tree for each ticket sold. That must cost him a fortune! Here's an easier way for him to help out with this is by just...fucking off! No trees to be planted, no James Blunt concerts! Everyone's happy!

How I spent July 7th

- DRIVING TO BASINGSTOKE I forgot to send out some tickets to winners for tonight's cage fighting at the Rivermead so I had to find out their addresses and hand deliver them this morning after the other job. Luckily they lived on the same estate. Unfortunately it was a bit scary! - SLEEPING WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORKING I forgot that I had to cover the morning show as well as my own and so I went to bed.....woke up at 11.00 with a nice understanding text asking where the hell I was!! Idiot! - RECORDING A PODCAST Work 1 needed the podcast a whole day before I got back from holiday so I had to go in and do it today. Annoying but necessary! - BEING JEALOUS OF A STRANGER In the beer garden of one of the local pubs I enjoyed a pint and watched as a guest at the wedding being held in the restaurant arrived in a helicopter! Boo for being such a nasty capitalist pig but huge hurrqahs for being cool enough to turn up at a wedding reception in a helicopter! Wouldn't happen in the Blue

Rufus Hound

I was reading the Guaridan today and this guy got a mention in Grace Dent's brilliant column. It prompted a thought which I must admit I've harboured for some time, so I wrote a poem about it...hope you enjoy! WHO THE FUCK IS RUFUS HOUND? I cannot promise much but I guarantee a pound, for the one ultimate answer, who the fuck is Rufus Hound? Many times I've turned on goggle box and look! He's bloody there! With some faux ironic trucker's cap and "interesting" hair. A man whose conversation sounds like crap stand-up routine. He's so awfully prolific from the TV that I've seen! When TOTP wanted presenters he was there to take his turn, Waxing lyrical 'bout Matt Darey, I even started liking Fearne! Is he expert in some subject? Did I miss this with a blink? Coz I've yet to get my head round should I care 'bout what he thinks? So I'll search on Wikipedia groups on Facebook 'til I've found Satisfaction to my