It Wouldn't happen here #2

In order to help Canada's ailing film industry, the Canadian government give the green-light to "Northern Peaks", a porn channel.

Only on the proviso that 50% of "five-knuckle features" are made in Canada thereby creating a porn industry in the country.

What's all that aboot?

http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=0903ec66-9dcd-4c49-ad2e-3eeaa0c2bb40

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